Wednesday list

Favorite holiday songs
1. deck the halls
2. ding fries are done
3. let it snow
4. dreidel
5. santa baby taylor swift

Dude

Christmas weegee carol

You better watch out! You better not cry! You better not shout! Im telling you why! Sing it! Weegee Claus is coming to town! yeah yeah yeah! He's watching you. If you little kids are up when santa comes, he turns into weegee and turns you into spaghetti. All your presents are spaghetti.
Deck the Halls with Spaghetti of weegee. la la la!

Weegee! the plumber! What a jolly plumber he was! (frosty the snowman)

Weegee, the pasta nose reindeer. Had some very tasty pasta. And if you ever had some. You would wish you had some more!

Weegee baby!

Let it snow let it snow let it snow... WEEGEE!

Thriller! And nothing gonna save you from weegee bout to strike! thats a christmas song, right?
-Dude

pocket god

That poor dude. Moment of silence... Hum mmmm. Done... Want a cookies?
This post was stupid sorry

sup

Hey homies meh ish back!!! Miss me? Im sure you did! Ima get more orginized with a scedule (typo typo after typo)

Monday-wednesdays
A list of my favorites or least favorites of something etc

Tuesday-thursday
picture posts

Friday
Updates and messages fan mail crap like that

Weekends
Fantasy stories or free choice

I might not do everyday cuz i ish busy sowwy
Dude

rightous

Space Attack

and now viewers, you say, "another video!?" im really srry. this will be my last one for a while

HAM TONGUE

IS THAT HAM I SEE IN HIS TONGUE?

The Treasure

armadillo

armadillo's lurk in your toaster. Always lurking! Always raving!

fish

Here is what fish have to say about the sport, fishing. "Fishing is plain darn ridiculous! I mean, deer shooting was bad but hunting for fish!? And those hue mans, what ever there called, dont even need us. They have a market on every coral(block). And they call it a sport. HA! Its just plain murder, thats what it is! They took my brother! Carl! Shall miss you!"

Oh Carolina

Its pounding rain here in South Carolina. Where camping out inside chickfila while outside, all hell is loose! The sky was angry that day-The Dude

Smooth Criminal with legos

ATTENTION

GO ON YOU TUBE AND WATCH SMOOTH CRIMINAL WITH LEGOS! AWESOME STOP MOTION LEGO VIDEO

Dude! What would happen if we built a car for a lizard

Nocturnal success!It was the perfect size and it was stylish because lizards love there style!We built sides so it would not climb out of it. The lizard really didnt like it. Although it was a major accomplishment.

Chicago

The city that eats other cities for breakfast. Walking down the streets of buildings people were arrested for climbing, to restaurants where in pizza, the cheese is under the sauce. Theres a fountain with faces that spit upon you. There is street performers and hobos. But the best part is that im the king of Chicago, for i own the sidewalk dashing up and down.

Tale!

The princess was locked in the castle. The evil knight guarded. And out came super cubby and kicked the knights crotch(then sniffed it). The knight threw cubby off the tower! Then, Darth vader apeared! So did luke sky walker! Luke caught cubby and summoned his troops. Lazer sonics fired! The music played. The princess ran from the evil dude! Then out came Micheal Jackson! He took of his clothes and started dancing and singing Thriller! The Blues Brothers apeared and pulled out machine guns. Homer simson ate his donut while tom cruise ran around in tights! Robin hood killed darth vader. The taco smiled! And they all lived fine for the day. this story is random?

SPARKLER!

Hes under the hood! You cant see him! Hes the SPARKLER!
Waving the wand. Casting the light. Hes the SPARKLER!

Tips to get a girl friend on Club Penguin

Easy girl
1.Go to a place like cove or pizza parlor where girls look for guys
2.Walk up to her. Say hi, hey, or yo if trying to be cool
3.if she says hi back, your doing good!
4.Start talking and say things about yourself on club penguin
5.Once you realize that she is not trying to ditch or ignore u, add her no your buddy list
6.Tell her that shes cute or pretty
7.she could say "AWW!Thx!" Or even say"U too!" Both those are signs that your in the clear
8.Ask her to your igloo


Tough girl
This is when you have a friend on club penguin that you have played with for a long time.

Just be funny then say,"i have a question for u.R u Free?" She says yes your almost there. Either put up the heart icon or say i like u. She would put up the heart icon or say "I like u too!"


Always look good. spiky hair is the best!
Don't bring her around other girls that are your friends to much. She will get the wrong idea and say,"Were over!" Remove and ditch you.


Don't be a jerk.


Find the cuter ones. Not the ones that got the new hair. More rare hair like the brown is the best.


If you are desperate, go to a boys meet girls party.


Relax if shes taken. There are other fish in the sea.


I learned this from experience. DONT BE A CHEATER!


if nothing works, find a real girl friend.

Today At Sailing Camp

Me and Remy. First group to rig your boat. First group to the destination. First group ready to head back to sea base. First group back. First group to de-rig. But wait!? No candy?! No reward except the "Good Job" of the consular?! And i thought this was spanish class!

Ha Ha

Whats so funny? Why are you laughing at me in my man skirt?! Its manly! Try it!

Cause this is Thriller! Thriller Nights!

And no ones gonna save u from this beast bout to to strike!

the reign of the sasquatch

Sasquatches are very powerful. Like the time it killed me on Halo, the video game. But this Sasquatch was the strongest of all! It picked my up and threw me onto a sail boat. The boat floated slowly cause of the lack of wind. I turned around and headed for the beast. But the beast pulled out a flamethrower before I had a chance to fire "Stupefy" from my wand. It started burning everything in its path like a zombie! "Mwahaha!" It laughed. It tried to burn me but i jumped out of my boat and did the worst possible torture known to man against him. I tied him to a chair with a T.V in front of it and turned on Nick Jr. "Hola! I'm Dora!" The Sasquatch started screaming like a woman who found out her eggs turned out to be toast.

5 ppl to help me save earth

Rocky
James Bonds
Jerry from Tom And Jerry
Harry Potter
Tom Cruise

Nap

What I need is a nap. All day, bitching and moaning about where im going and what im doing. My eyes could be red. Im very tired and yet I wake up at Six every morining!

A voyage across the sea in your mind

A voyage across the sea in your mind. Standing at the tip of the boat, arms spread out wide, hair blown in the wind. The boat cruises along. The watery road splashes on the boats edges. The fish in the water move out of the way of the boat. You get sprinkled as a pelican dives, and skins his claws on the water looking for food. The motor runs swiftly in the back of the boat leaving a good current for wake boarders behind. But then, a giant kraken pops above the water, picks you up, and takes you down. It wacks the ship. The ship sinks. Your voyage is over.

Lego Wars The Troops Enter The Chocolate Milky Way

The troops suffered a huge loss but then came hope! A pirate ship sailed into the bay and dropped the anchor. Most pirates got out of the ship but then... The smooth criminals came in for a second wave. The pirate ship was hit by a rocket of cheese and the pirates went flying in the air. The few remaining survivors, ran toward the wreckage of the troops base. Unfortunately, the captain died with his ship. Along with many of his maces. The remaining pirates pulled bricks of the troops trapped in the destruction of the outpost. The troops and pirates decided that they should work together to defeat the outlaws. They built a new ship but the troops thought it wouldn't do. The troops added engines so it would fly, and they added many futuristic attachments like lasers and rockets. The ship started to take flight right as the enemies came for a third strike. But, the enemies turned there ship around in fear of the new cruiser. The good guys chased the criminal's ship. They were in a hot chase in the middle of an asteroid field, south of the Chocolate Milky Way. Both ships took hard hits in the field. A pirate was hit by a rock and fell off the ship, drifting into space. The troops fired bacon bombs and had struck the smooth criminals ship. It caught on fire and headed for the nearby planet. But the criminals got in escape pods. The troops and pirates followed heading down to the planet. The troops would fight them off.

Lego Wars base was hit!

Lego Wars The Saga Continues

On Robot-Unicorn island there was a fort on a mountain with troops and wizards and marines. A line of young fighters were doing target practice. The head officers were planning the next attack on there enemies. The smooth criminals. A gang of bandits and outcasts and bounty hunters plotting to rule all of the Chocolate Milky Way. The criminals had an attack set for today. A big star craft took off. It approached the island. The troops in the base turned the turrets at the ship and fired lasers. The ship was hit and shook a little bit. The base was hit by a bacon bomb. It blew open. This was a dark day for the troops.

too be continued when i feel like continuing it.

Lego wars Continued

Lego Wars

The duel. Governor Broadside vs. Captain Brick beard. Swords clash. Lego blood gushed out of Broadsides arm as he was cut by Brick beard. Broadside shoves Brick beard out of the way and heads for the ships. Cannons fire. A hole in the ship caused water to flow in. People fell of the boats. This was an intense battle. Broadside captured Brick beards princess! Pirates swung by ropes to the imperials side. Pistols shot. Imperials dead. The princess rescued and the pirates sailed away to Robot-Unicorn Island, found the treasure and got addicted to Robot-Unicorn Attack.

Fin

Quidditch

Quidditch is a fun sport where you fly on your brooms and try to score goals. Its kinda like soccer ecxept you have a guy searching for a little living ball that moves across the feild. That would be the guy in the picture. Harry Potter. His job is to get the snitch (yes it has a name) without being hit by bludgers(big metal balls hit by certain players to knock others off there brooms) and to get the snitch before the enemy team scores 150 points(each goal is worth 10 points). I have now showed a bit of my nerdieness to you. Stay nerdie my friends.

Under a Tree

4th of July parade. Supposed to be nice and sunny. Well it wasnt. Good thing we got a spot under the tree to protect from the sun. Or from the gray sky that was out today.

Creatures

Walking down to the zoo and I see two animals. A panda bear and a tiger. But, these animals arent really as they seem. The panda started scratching its back with its leg. "Thats odd," I said. The tiger started wagging its tail. Very unusual. Try to figure out this puzzle.

Cubby

books

Some books that I intend other children to read.

1. The Harry Potter Series
2. Heat
3. Where The Red Fern Grows
4. Percy Jackson series
5. Old Man and the Sea
6. Phantom Tollboth
7. Robin Hood
8. Summer Ball
9. From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
10. Robinson Crusoe

Crazy Dog

A have a dog thats very crazy. People always think he looks like Obamas dog with his little white paws. Hes crazy and crazy like jump over the half shut window and out the car crazy. But hes also really smart. He came up with this trick once in the morning while I was eating, he waits by the backdoor and cries. i go to let him out but he dashed over and ate my eggs! This is all im going to talk about for Cubby(his name)this time. But i have learned one lesson. i need to pay attention to my other dog who is old.

New Blogger

Hello world of the blog. Im gonna come up with very funny, creative ideas that will make you always want to check out my blog. But people! This is no Facebook. Please dont let me get addicted to this. I just want to be online blogging about interesting stuff. I really dont want to come on when im bored and say random things like, “I like pie!” i hope people intend to read me for im a very bright person who has a dream to be an author. I hope i enjoy blogging and its not just another hopeless video game that you play for a few days or weeks and get bored and trade it in at Gamestop. So Hello world of blogging. Call me the dude.