the reign of the sasquatch

Sasquatches are very powerful. Like the time it killed me on Halo, the video game. But this Sasquatch was the strongest of all! It picked my up and threw me onto a sail boat. The boat floated slowly cause of the lack of wind. I turned around and headed for the beast. But the beast pulled out a flamethrower before I had a chance to fire "Stupefy" from my wand. It started burning everything in its path like a zombie! "Mwahaha!" It laughed. It tried to burn me but i jumped out of my boat and did the worst possible torture known to man against him. I tied him to a chair with a T.V in front of it and turned on Nick Jr. "Hola! I'm Dora!" The Sasquatch started screaming like a woman who found out her eggs turned out to be toast.