Tale!

The princess was locked in the castle. The evil knight guarded. And out came super cubby and kicked the knights crotch(then sniffed it). The knight threw cubby off the tower! Then, Darth vader apeared! So did luke sky walker! Luke caught cubby and summoned his troops. Lazer sonics fired! The music played. The princess ran from the evil dude! Then out came Micheal Jackson! He took of his clothes and started dancing and singing Thriller! The Blues Brothers apeared and pulled out machine guns. Homer simson ate his donut while tom cruise ran around in tights! Robin hood killed darth vader. The taco smiled! And they all lived fine for the day. this story is random?

SPARKLER!

Hes under the hood! You cant see him! Hes the SPARKLER!
Waving the wand. Casting the light. Hes the SPARKLER!

Tips to get a girl friend on Club Penguin

Easy girl
1.Go to a place like cove or pizza parlor where girls look for guys
2.Walk up to her. Say hi, hey, or yo if trying to be cool
3.if she says hi back, your doing good!
4.Start talking and say things about yourself on club penguin
5.Once you realize that she is not trying to ditch or ignore u, add her no your buddy list
6.Tell her that shes cute or pretty
7.she could say "AWW!Thx!" Or even say"U too!" Both those are signs that your in the clear
8.Ask her to your igloo


Tough girl
This is when you have a friend on club penguin that you have played with for a long time.

Just be funny then say,"i have a question for u.R u Free?" She says yes your almost there. Either put up the heart icon or say i like u. She would put up the heart icon or say "I like u too!"


Always look good. spiky hair is the best!
Don't bring her around other girls that are your friends to much. She will get the wrong idea and say,"Were over!" Remove and ditch you.


Don't be a jerk.


Find the cuter ones. Not the ones that got the new hair. More rare hair like the brown is the best.


If you are desperate, go to a boys meet girls party.


Relax if shes taken. There are other fish in the sea.


I learned this from experience. DONT BE A CHEATER!


if nothing works, find a real girl friend.

Today At Sailing Camp

Me and Remy. First group to rig your boat. First group to the destination. First group ready to head back to sea base. First group back. First group to de-rig. But wait!? No candy?! No reward except the "Good Job" of the consular?! And i thought this was spanish class!

Ha Ha

Whats so funny? Why are you laughing at me in my man skirt?! Its manly! Try it!

Cause this is Thriller! Thriller Nights!

And no ones gonna save u from this beast bout to to strike!

the reign of the sasquatch

Sasquatches are very powerful. Like the time it killed me on Halo, the video game. But this Sasquatch was the strongest of all! It picked my up and threw me onto a sail boat. The boat floated slowly cause of the lack of wind. I turned around and headed for the beast. But the beast pulled out a flamethrower before I had a chance to fire "Stupefy" from my wand. It started burning everything in its path like a zombie! "Mwahaha!" It laughed. It tried to burn me but i jumped out of my boat and did the worst possible torture known to man against him. I tied him to a chair with a T.V in front of it and turned on Nick Jr. "Hola! I'm Dora!" The Sasquatch started screaming like a woman who found out her eggs turned out to be toast.